What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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