You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
