The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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