nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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