I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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