He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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