he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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