let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You are the jesus of drinking
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
