In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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