My nipple is on Facebook.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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