would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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