i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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