no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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