omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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