Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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