i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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