Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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