Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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