she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Watching her eat just hurts me
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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