You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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