haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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