ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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