quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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