Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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