found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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