I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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