last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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