I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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