sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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