THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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found the other keg... it's in the tree
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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