ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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