And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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