And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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