If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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