Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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