remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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