what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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