Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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