wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
True college students do jello shots in the library
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