Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed