I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I pour the whiskey from now on
A+ Viking dick
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