Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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