i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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