Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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