Sponge bath it is.
i will never coherently bang her
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.