I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing