i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love