Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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