Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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