My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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