But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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