3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
pray to the hookup gods
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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