member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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