He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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