I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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