that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
