Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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