I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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