make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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