do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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