You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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